2008 Wishlist

Well... I deem it too late for an Official Best of 2007 Blog.. So, let's look ahead to the best of 2008!! Or what I hope will be the best of 2008!! And what the hell... Let's make it a top 10! Well, a list of ten, in no particular order... In fact, they will all be # 4

4) More Philly Indy Wrestling!!
I know what you are thinking. There is too much of it as it is. False! There is a lot of crappy wrestling in this city. Only two promotions run consistently every single month. And one of them is PWU. The other, is CZW. Both inconsistent. PWU, by far, the worst promotion ever. At least they used to tailor to us marks by bringing in Brutus Beefcake and the Nasty Boys. Now they are booking names that even I have never heard of...and in the main event no less... eeeks. So, yes, lets get CZW back on track, RoH to come here more than 2-3 times a year and how about another promotion or two. I liked the Philly Warz!!! I got to see a lot of decent wrestling!
4) Santino Morella start winning matches.
Yes, I know, that isn't what he is there for. But if this guy is gonna be the next rock, he's gotta step it up in the ring somewhat. I mean, he is on a similar path as the rock. The booed and heckled babyfaced turned entertaining heel. Neither role really planned for. That's how stars are born. Not forcefed and overexposed, but by accident. It is strange to say, but i feel Santino has more of a shot at being a future star than pretty much anyone on the brand.
4) Edge!!
By far, the best thing in wrestling. One of the few reasons to still watch (or read results online and then decide whether or not to waste the hour downloading the copyrighted material to see it). He's the best. I wish for him an injury free year of debauchery and world championships!!
4) Nigel McWhiner
Cry baby of an RoH World Champion. He should be in the WWE. He's got the size, he's got A look, he's got the talent, He's got a funny accent. The crowds are turning on him in RoH, I would like to see that continue, I think it's funny. But at the end of the day, give this guy a contract.
4) The Best Royal Rumble Ever!!
They Royal Rumble is always one of everybodys favorite events of the year, and I hope this years is no different. Already shaping up to be a helluva a card and we have Mick Foley coming out of retirement to wrestle in the Royal Rumble match itself!! Plus, I am going to be there, and like good things to happen when I am there. Plus plus, the wwe has to make up for that debacle they call Raw that I attended a few months back.....
4) More deathmatches!!
I am a bloodmark. I care very little for most workers safety and well being. I want to se crazier spots, bigger bumps, more blood, etc etc etc
4)The desire to watch wwe tv again.
It's just so god damn awful most times. Even when something good is on, I end up missing it because I don't want to sit through the shit surrounding it to get there..which leads to........
4) TNA!
Fold. Fuck everybody involved. It is the biggest waste of talent ever. I don't even waste my time watching their ppv's for free on stolen cable. Go fuck yourself, tna. I can't even fathom how with so much talent, their shows are as bad as they are.
4) More Deaths
It's been pretty quiet lately. And, which leaves me one less topic to make inappropriate jokes that cross the line. So, I'm looking towards you, Jake "The Snake," the man who has screwed more people out of death pools than a cure for cancer. Bobby Heenan too.
1) I lied..this one is more important than the rest.
My #1 wish for wrestling in 2008 is....
The WWE to offer me a job as their new commentator to replace anybody on anyshow, anytime, anywhere. I don't even need to explain this one.

So, let's hope 2008 is as good as 2007 (Which shouldn't be hard to do, since 2007 fucking blew donkey balls) and, if it's not... it's still better than 95.... Sorry, Delgado.. I know you ran (still run?) on "Deisel Power," buddy...