The Ultimate Fighter Finale

First, let me say I LOVE THE FIGHTING! That's why I brought the blog idea. Cause we all (well I think we all I can't speak for Brady who likes no one.) like each other. But have VASTLY different ideas especially on wrestling. But I'm gonna step away from the drama and the feigned athletic competition. I'm gonna head on over to the world of MMA and talk about the The Ultimate Fighter Finale.

The card started off slow with Ben Saunders who really did nothing remarkable on the show other than being a tall string bean who threw head kicks... against Dan Barrera who is one of the most disrespectful idiotic fighters I've ever seen. This was one of the most boring fights I ever had the displeasure of watching Saunders won a decision or something.

Billy Miles jobbed to George Stepanoplis (or some spelling close to that).

Then fucking cock sucker Richie Hightower took on RUDE BOY I really don't know his real name but Rude Boy works for me. Good fight. I'm actually really surprised Hightower can go I had no respect or hope for him on the show. But he showed alot then a JAB dropped him a few hammer fists later Rude Boy wins one for Hawaiian fighters everywhere.

So Hightower and Rude warmed things up. Then Warmachine and J-Rock did battle in a fight that really came from a childish prank. War Machine gave J-Rock's toilet an upper decker where you shit in the top part of the toilet so all subsequent flushes are shit instead of clean water. This upset J-Rock and now they do battle in the octagon. AND DID THEY EVER These two mixed it up alot of heavy hands were thrown some good take downs and J-Rock was really getting the better of the match but he could not finish. In almost a WWE-esque Hulk Up with the crowd chanting his name: War Machine quickly took the mount in the later moments of the third round and dropped BOMBS on J-Rock winning via stoppage after the ref saw J-Rock's head bounce off the mat. THIS WAS THE FIGHT OF THE NIGHT. Now I don't always need brawls but a nice one is good every now and then and this was a lot better than the previous brawl. A lot more technical.

Mac "Gigantic Whiny Douche Bag" Danzig beat Tom "Seriously He's a Farm Boy" Speer in really a forgone conclusion. Danzig was clearly the best fighter on the show. It's a shame that he never went in there with Matt Arroyo or George Stepanopolis the only two fighters remotely close to his skill. So Dana White gets another unmarketable fighter in the UFC Huzzah. Two words Dana CHEICK KONGO! This guy's a beast and has a cool name make somethin of him.

Matt Arroyo faced Jon Kolosci decent fight Arroyo was just waaaaaaaay too skilled for Jon. Arroyo may not be as skilled as Danzig but he's more marketable and is close to his level as a fighter. Arroyo has a nice array of submission and he's only a BJJ brown belt. Hopefully Dana signs Arroyo to go along with War Machine and J-Rock. And I guess Stepanopolis who was just annoying.

Ya know that match of the night thing? It may be up in the air. The Main Event Roger Huerta vs Clay Guida... Who is known as the Carpenter. Right. This match was fucking awesome. I guess Huerta's whole thing is he's the first ever MMA'er to hold the cover of SI. That didn't stop Guida from using his face like a punching bag. You hardly ever see the Rocky defense work in anything other than Rocky. But after dominating the second round Guida got ROCKED in the third round and gave up his back after attempting a submission and Huerta won. What a fucking rally what a great fight. Two fighter I knew very little about shocked me and really delivered at the main event level.

UFC should wish their PPVs delivered like their free TV does. Much like TNA. But that's another story for another day.

Plus I just found out Roger Heurta's nick name is EL MATADOR... OLAY!

-Hack